Soft Bastards — Coming soon.
Accessories
for animals
and tolerant humans.
for animals
and tolerant humans.
Good animals.
Questionable
people.
Questionable
people.
Technically correct.
Chronologically vague.
Yes, the shop
is still
not open.
Doing things
properly.
How boring.
The shop isn’t ready. The mailing list is.
Impeccable priorities.
Leave your email. We’ll let you know when we open and send you the launch offer.
Want us to bother you directly on WhatsApp?
Questionable choice. Effective, though.
Leave your number. We’ll message you when we open. With the offer. That’s it.
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